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Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in
before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to
give you a second chance rather than
jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others
the evils of drug use and pursued them
to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the
judge said to the first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
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them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
(small circle)is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did
do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small
"This is your asshole before prison...."
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