A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk, some
eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloads her items
at the cash register to pay, a drunk standing behind her in line watches her
place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, "You must be
The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing
unusual about her selection says,
"That's right. How on earth did you know?"
He replies, "Because you're ugly."