Kidnapped Wife
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his
house
he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and
gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.
Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find
her
in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she
hasnt
been home for so long.
She replied:
"These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a
week."
The husband answered:
"But it's only been two days what do u mean a week?"
"I am only here to get something to eat."
By Larry55
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