A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!"
The doctor asks, "What's your problem?"
The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give
the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool
with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride
to work. Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I
go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office
girls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good
boning. For afternoon tea, I give the boss's wife a good servicing.
Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give the
wife another screw......."
"So...????" asked the doctor. "What's your problem???"
The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate!"