Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. The
physician prescribes suppositories, but when it comes time to use them the young
man is afraid he will do it wrong. So he goes into the bathroom and bends over
and looks through his legs into the mirror to line up the target. All of a
sudden, his penis becomes stiff, blocking his view.
"Oh, stop it," the young man scolds his organ, "it's only me."