Divorce Proceedings Joke

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please
describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain
suspicions as to your wife's fidelity."

"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturally
when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife." "One Sunday morning," he continued,
"we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old lady in the
apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all
that racket on the weekends?'

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