Divorce Proceedings Joke
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his
wife. "Please
describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first
caused you to entertain
suspicions as to your wife's fidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man
testified. "So naturally
when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife." "One Sunday
morning," he continued,
"we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the
old lady in the
apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at
least stop all
that racket on the weekends?'