Bear Hunting Joke
A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting.
He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go Bear
hunting with me,
I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob.
I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out.
Make up your mind before I get back.
"The man returns twenty minutes later and says, "Well
what's it gonna be?
"She say's, "There's no way I'm going Bear hunting
and you're not doing my ass so I guess it's a blowjob.
"A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and
says,
"Jesus, you taste like shit.""Oh yeah," he
replies,
"The dog didn't want to go Bear hunting' either."