One day a teacher was asking her class to use
absolutely in a sentence.
So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue,
the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or
has different colors.
Another little boy raised his hand and said
"the leaves on the trees are absolutely green" the
teacher said no,
they could be different colors at different times of the year.
Little Johnny raised his hand and asked if there where lumps in
farts,
the teachers said no, I don't believe so.
And Little Johnny said,
" well then I absolutely just shit in my
pants!!!!"