A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
You know what?, "says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go
downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell' and you say 'ass',
"O.K." the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what
he wants for breakfast. "Aw, hell Mom, I guess I'll have some
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor,
got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it
won't be Cheerios."