A guy goes over to his buddy's house, rings the bell, but his buddy's
"Hi is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know, Nora, you have the greatest
breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell, It's worth
one hundred bucks.
She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws 100
bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says
"They are so beautiful. I must see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks
if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives
Chris a nice long look. She feels bad for him, so she pushes her breasts into
his face for a moment and she let's him have a few squeezes.
Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he
can't wait any longer for Tony and he leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know your weird
friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and asks, "Well, ... did he drop
off the 200 bucks he owes me?"