A guy goes over to his buddy's house, rings the bell, but his
"Hi is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know, Nora, you have the
breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could
just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell, It's
one hundred bucks.
She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws
bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says
"They are so beautiful. I must see the both of them. I'll
give you another 100 bucks
if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and says what the hell, opens her robe and
Chris a nice long look. She feels bad for him, so she pushes her
his face for a moment and she let's him have a few squeezes.
Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says
can't wait any longer for Tony and he leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know
friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and asks, "Well, ...
did he drop
off the 200 bucks he
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