Officer Joke
This married couple were traveling down the highway at a very rapid pace,
when a patrolman put on the siren and pulled them over. The officer said to the
husband "Can I see your license and registration"
The husband says " Why? I wasn't doing anything wrong.",
The patrolman replies "Sir I caught you on radar at 110 kilos an hour and
the sped limit is 80 in this zone, I'll have to give you a ticket."
Well the husband goes nuts saying that he wasn't speeding and the patrolman
should be out catching criminals instead harassing law abiding citizens that him
and his wife.
The patrolman is trying to reason with the husband when the wife leans over and
looks at the patrolman and says
"You'll have to excuse my husband, he always gets like this when he has
been drinking"