Wind Jokes
What is a gust of winds favorite color?
Blew.
Where does a gust of wind go on vacation?
Chicago.
Do you like renewable energy?
Actually I'm a big fan.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind?
Use a news anchor.
What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-Breeze.
What day of the week has to most powerful gusts of wind?
Windsday.
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
What is a metal fans favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
When does a turbine blush?
After breaking wind.
Where can people go to be blown away?
The Windy city.
Why did the tornado take a break?
It was out of wind.
What did the windstorm say to Shakira?
Me gust-a.
What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?
I heard they are huge metal fans.
What did the wind turbine say to the engineer?
I'm a big fan of your work.
Confucius says,"Man who piss in wind, wind piss back."
On April 12, 1934, the Mount Washington Observatory recorded winds at 231 mph. National Big Wind day commemorates this occurence April 12th every year.
Three Drunks
Three drunkards are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!"
The second drunk says, "You're crazy!"
The first drunk says, "I'm serious! Watch!" The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!
The second drunk says, "Let me try!"
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!
The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, "You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you're drunk!"