Wildfire Jokes
What does a bee do during a wildfire?
He takes off his yellow jacket!
What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California summer?
Mrs. Droughtfire.
Is climate change leading to more wildfires?
Without a drought (doubt).
What did the cigarette butt tell his army?
Fire Away.
Why cant smokey the bear have kids?
Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.
What happens when wildfire tells you a joke?
You get burned!
How quickly can a wildfire start?
Lightning fast.
What started a fire online?
Tinder.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Yeah, it was in'tents'.
What do you call a Chinese woman on fire?
Mel Ting
Did you hear about the Florida State University Library fire that burned 20 books?
The real tradegy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Why did the redneck start a wildfire?
Because he thought he was a FireCracker!
What does a burning ember like to sing?
Goodness gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
What kind of women do firefighters get?
Only hose.
What do smokey the bear and alexander the great have in common?
Their middle names.
Only You can stop forest fires, because Smokey the Bear has been furloughed.
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he is no longer a firefighter.