Tornado Jokes


Short Tornado Jokes

Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

Q: What is a tornado's favorite dessert?
A: Funnel cake!

Q: What is a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister!

Q: What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
A: Catch my drift

Q: Why did the weathermen, who each broke an arm and a leg in a tornado, call the hospital?
A: They needed the four casts.

Q: What happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
A: Udder disaster!

Q: What did the tornado say to the other tornado?
A: You turn me on.

Q: What type of storm tears things apart?
A: A tornado.

Q: What did one tornado say to the other?
A: Let's twist again, like we did last summer....

Q: Why do tornadoes move so erratically?
A: They are dizzy

Your mama's so fat a tornado can't even suck her up.

Tornado Bar Jokes

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself.
"It was the most amazing thing ... it was the most amazing thing." she kept repeating dazedly.
"What was the most amazing thing, Ma'am?" asked one of the rescuers.
"I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath, and all I did was pull the plug and dog-gone-it if the whole house didn't suddenly drain away."

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