Short Spring Jokes
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers!
Can February March?
No, but April May!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
What flowers grow on faces?
Why are trees very forgiving?
Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and in the Spring they "turn over a new leaf".
Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee (B) comes after it!
When do people start using their trampoline?
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf.
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
Two points just like everybody!
"June know any good knock knock jokes?"
"June know how to tell knock-knock jokes?"
Spring Bar Jokes
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
April Fools Day Jokes