Short Spring Jokes
Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A. During Ape-ril showers!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May!
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Q: What flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips)!
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee (B) comes after it!
Q: When do people start using their trampoline?
Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Q: What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?
A: Hop Suey!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny
Q: What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A: Two points just like everybody!
Spring Bar Jokes
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"