Short Rain Jokes
Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud
Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
A: The nearest ISOBAR
Q: What's worse than raining buckets?
A: Hailing taxis!
Q: How can you wrap a cloud?
A: with a rainbow.
Q: What does it do before it rains candy?
A: It sprinkles!
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
A: A weekend.
Q: What is the Mexican weather report?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.
Q: When is Monday coming?
Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear
Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle?
A: An extra hour of rain.
Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To cloud 9
Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be nno ordinary sprinkles.
Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I'm going to pieces.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A: My plop is bigger than your plop.
Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
Q: What is a queens favorite kind of precipitation?
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets
Q: How do lightning bolts flirt?
A: They electrocute each other
Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?
A: In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
Q: What do you call a months worth of rain?
Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror.
Q: Why was the blonde standing outside the department store in the rain?
A: She was waiting to cash her rain check!
Q: What often falls but never gets hurt?
Q: Why is sex like a thunderstorm?
A: "You never know how many inches you'll get and how long it'll last."
Adele might set fire to rain... But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.
Worrying is stupid. It's like walking around with an umbrella, waiting for it to rain.
If you admire the rainbow after the rain, why not love again after the pain?
Be strong now because things will get better. It might be stormy now, But it can't rain forever
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
Without rain or semen, life could not continue
I tried to catch fog. I mist.
Kiss her in the rain so she knows it's real
It's going to be drizzy outside. Expect a Lil Wayne.
You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.
"Let it rain, let it pour, because you don't love me anymore."
Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain, kiss me on the sidewalk, take away the pain
Every heartache will fade away, just like every storm runs, runs out of rain"
In the rain Chuck Norris does not need an umbrella. The raindrops avoid him.
Rain Bar Jokes
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."