Short Rain Jokes
Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud
Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
A: The nearest ISOBAR
Q: What's worse than raining buckets?
A: Hailing taxis!
Q: How can you wrap a cloud?
A: with a rainbow.
Q: What does it do before it rains candy?
A: It sprinkles!
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
A: A weekend.
Q: What is the Mexican weather report?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.
Q: When is Monday coming?
Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear
Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle?
A: An extra hour of rain.
Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To cloud 9
Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be nno ordinary sprinkles.
Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I'm going to pieces.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A: My plop is bigger than your plop.
Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
Q: What is a queens favorite kind of precipitation?
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets
Q: How do lightning bolts flirt?
A: They electrocute each other
Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?
A: In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
Q: What do you call a months worth of rain?
Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror.
Q: Why was the blonde standing outside the department store in the rain?
A: She was waiting to cash her rain check!
Q: What often falls but never gets hurt?
Q: Why is sex like a thunderstorm?
A: "You never know how many inches you'll get and how long it'll last."