Short Hurricane Jokes
Q: What did the Hurricane Harvey say to Texas?
A: I have my eye on you.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Q: How do hurricane's see?
A: With one eye.
Q: Why did former FEMA director Michael Brown criticized Obama for "responding to Hurricane Sandy too quickly?
A: Because women don't like premature evacuation.
Q: What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?
A: Hurricanes with cataracts.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A: Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.
Q: Why did Hurricane Katrina get arrested?
A: For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
Q: What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?
A: They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
Q: Who do you call the batmobile getting banged up in Houston?
A: Harvey Dent.
Q: Why is a Hurricane like the typical woman?
A: Shes gonna come in all wet and wild and leave you without a car or house!
Q: What is a Tropical Storms favorite song?
A: "Rock You Like A Hurricane!"
Q: Did you hear about Houstons newest attraction?
A: The Worlds Largest Aquarium
Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?
A: Bridge over troubled water.
Q: What do you call a hurricane whose had too much vodka?
A: A Harvey Wallbanger.
Q: Why do they call some storms Tropical Depressions?
A: Because it's a storm that is suffering from a "Depression" because it couldn't become a hurricane.
Hurricane Harvey? I bet you the people in Houston would've evacuated sooner if they named it Hurricane Hillary.