Fog Jokes
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What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?
Fog.
A comedian once tried to make fog laugh.
It was mist tickle.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
How can you wrap fog?
With a rainbow.
What is fogs favorite drink?
Mountain Dew
What did fog say to the meadow?
I mist you.
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
What happens when the fog lifts over Los Angeles?
UCLA
What happened when fog was late?
It mist an appointment.
Why was fog kicked off the football team?
He mist a field goal.
What did fog do to make the captain angry?
He mist the boat.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist?
Foghat.