Fog Jokes

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

A comedian once tried to make fog laugh.
It was mist tickle.

Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.

How can you wrap fog?
With a rainbow.

What is fogs favorite drink?
Mountain Dew

What did fog say to the meadow?
I mist you.

I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.

What happens when the fog lifts over Los Angeles?

What happened when fog was late?
It mist an appointment.

Why was fog kicked off the football team?
He mist a field goal.

What did fog do to make the captain angry?
He mist the boat.

What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist?

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