Drought Jokes
What does a bee do during a drought?
He takes off his yellow jacket!
What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California summer?
Mrs. Droughtfire.
What do you call a Pixar movie about the effects of dry heat on the mind?
Inside Drought.
What do you need to visit Death Valley, Arizona?
Dental Records
How guilty was the rich guy of wasting water?
Beyond a reasonable drought.
What do you call someone religious who prays for rain?
A drought (devout) catholic.
Is climate change warming up the planet?
Without a drought (doubt).
What do you eat in the middle of a drought?
Sand-wiches.
If someone from California tells your they're thirsty, give them the benefit of the drought.
What if the Ice Bucket Challenge is what caused the drought in California?
The Drought was so bad....
the cows are giving evaporated milk.
the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs
I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'
every time I think about ice, water pours out of my ears.
you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
the cows are giving evaporated milk.
the chickens are lying hard boiled eggs.
you start buying stock in Gatorade.
the trees are whistling for the dogs.
you start putting ice cubes in your water bed.
you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
Satan decided to take the day off.
the four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot and ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
your dream house is any house in Alaska.
you can make instant sun tea.
the trees are whistling for dogs.
your car overheats before you drive it.
hot water now comes out of both taps.
you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.