Short Cloud Jokes
Q: What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?
Q: Why don't meteorologists like to dine out on the moon?
A: The moon has no atmosphere.
Q: Where do clouds go to the bathroom?
A: Anywhere they want
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud
Q: How can you wrap a cloud?
A: with a rainbow.
Q: What is a clouds favorite drink?
A: Mountain Dew
Q: What is it called when a high pressure goes on vacation?
A: A Hiatus
Q: What do clouds want to be when they grow up?
Q: When is Monday coming?
Q: What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?
A: A very dry sense of humor.
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What did the rain cloud where under his rain coat?
A: Thunder wear!
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
Why are you being so Cirrus?
We need a stratusgy