Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them
only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm
sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-Cha."
Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as
much since you did this.
Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge
to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "INBOX."
Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once
everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your
voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same
outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if
your boss is of a different gender than you.
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