David Letterman Jokes


"If your accountant is Arthur Anderson ... today is the last day you could have your tax documents shredded by April 15th." -David Letterman

"I hate to be the one to remind you, but just pretty soon it is going to be April 15th, it is going to be tax time. You know what I am saying? Are you ready? Well you know when something like this happens New Yorkers always try to put the best face they can on a situation. For example the hookers in Times Square, for an extra $50 they will handle your extension." -David Letterman

"It's tax time and President Bush is saving a lot on taxes this year. He's writing off his entire second term." --David Letterman

"President Bush says hes going to simplify the tax code. Only the states that are blue will have to pay." -David Letterman

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