Q: How do you describe an angry sweet potato?
A: Boiling Mad.
Q: What do you call a baby sweet potato?
A: A small fry!
Q: What do you say to an angry baked sweet potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.
Q: What does a British sweet potato say about a sunny day?
A: It's mashing!
Q: Why did the sweet potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork up ahead.
Q: Why do sweet potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Q: What water yields award winning sweet potatoes?
Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant sweet potatoes?
A: Garden hose!
Q: Where did the sweet potato go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: What did the Sweet Potato say to the Potato?
A: "I think, therefore I yam!"
How many grams of protein are in a sweet potato pi?
Two sweet potatos
One day two sweet potatos, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.
The uninjured sweet potato called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured sweet potato was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.
After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured sweet potato, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."
"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".
A potato and a sweet potato were playing on the playground. The sweet potato told the potato,"Hey, I just found out I'm related to you."
The potato said," No you're are not!"
The sweet potato said back,"Yes, I yam."
No Sweet Potatoes
A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any sweet potatoes? "
The stockboy replies "Sorry ma'am, we are out of sweet potatoes, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the sweet potatoes are.
The stockboy confused about her mental state simply tells her "Sorry ma'am, we are out of sweet potatoes, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more then goes back to the same stockboy and asks "Where the hell do you keep the sweet potatoes, I need some sweet potatoes right now!"
The stockboy, getting frustated with his inability to explain the situation, tells the lady "Answers a couple of questions and I will get you your sweet potatoes from the back."
The lady agrees and the man starts the questions.
"Spell cat for me, as in catastrophe " she says Ok, "C A T". "Very good!" the stockboy says, "now spell dog, as in dogmatic. "
The lady getting frustrated spells it correct. Now the employee finally asks "now spell, Fuck, as in sweet potatoes. "
She replies "There is no Fuck in sweet potatoes?"
To which the stockboy replies "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE TIME!"
A guy walks into the doctor's office.
A banana stuck in one of his ears, a sweet potato in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."