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Q: How do you describe an angry sweet potato?
A: Boiling Mad.
Q: What do you call a baby sweet potato?
A: A small fry!
Q: What do you say to an angry baked sweet potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.
Q: What does a British sweet potato say about a sunny day?
A: It’s mashing!
Q: Why did the sweet potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork up ahead.
Q: Why do sweet potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Q: What water yields award winning sweet potatoes?
A: Perspiration!
Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant sweet potatoes?
A: Garden hose!
Q: Where did the sweet potato go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: What did the Sweet Potato say to the Potato?
A: "I think, therefore I yam!"
Two sweet potatos
One day two sweet potatos, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.
The uninjured sweet potato called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured sweet potato was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.
After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured sweet potato, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."
"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".
Sweet Potato, Pickle, & Penis
A sweet potato, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.
The sweet potato said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me.
The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar.
The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!
Doctors Office
A guy walks into the doctor's office.
A banana stuck in one of his ears, a sweet potato in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
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