Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant spinach?
A: Garden hose!
Q: Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: What is the difference between spinach and snot?
A: Children will eat their snot!
Q: What does spinach and anal sex have in common?
A: If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult
Q: What do you call spinach leaves covered in solid gold?
A: A bunch of money.
Q: Why are spinach leaves never lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches.
Someone who eats spinach leaves must like them a whole bunch.
Two spinach leaves
One day two spinach leaves, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.
The uninjured spinach leaf called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured spinach leaf was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.
After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured spinach leaf, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."
"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".
A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any spinach? "
The stockboy replies "Sorry ma'am, we are out of spinach, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the spinach is.
The stockboy confused about her mental state simply tells her "Sorry ma'am, we are out of spinach, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more then goes back to the same stockboy and asks "Where the hell do you keep the spinach, I need some spinach right now!"
The stockboy, getting frustated with his inability to explain the situation, tells the lady "Answers a couple of questions and I will get you your spinach from the back."
The lady agrees and the man starts the questions.
"Spell cat for me, as in catastrophe " she says Ok, "C A T". "Very good!" the stockboy says, "now spell dog, as in dogmatic. "
The lady getting frustrated spells it correct. Now the employee finally asks "now spell, Fuck, as in spinach. "
She replies "There is no Fuck in spinach?"
To which the stockboy replies "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE TIME!"
A guy walks into the doctor's office.
A banana stuck in one of his ears, a spinach leaf in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."