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Q: When is an apple not an apple?
A: When it’s a pineapple!
Q: What kind of fruit do trees like the most
A: Pine-apple
Q: What do you when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: A pineapple.
Q: Whats the difference between a pineapple and a slut?
A: The Pineapple isn't as messy when you eat it!
Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Q: What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
A: The worlds best Sundae!
Q: Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice
Q: What did the pineapple say to the pineapple pie?
A: "You've got some crust."
Three Girls
Three girls named Marie, Alexis and Taylor were driving through the country, when all of a sudden their car stalls. Marie remembers seeing a farm a little ways back, so her and Alexis walk to the farm, leaving Taylor guarding the car.
When Marie and Alexis get to the farm, they tell the farmer what happened. The farmer raises a gun to their head and tells them to get a fruit, vegetable, whatever, just get something from the garden. Marie grabs a turnip, and Alexis grabs a single grape. Just as they come back into the farmer's house, Taylor walks in. He tells Taylor to do the same as they just did, and Taylor heads off towards the garden. While she's out in the garden, the farmer tells Marie and Alexis to shove whatever they have up their ass, and who ever laughs, dies. Marie laughs first, so the farmer shoots her. Then Alexis laughs and she gets killed too.
So they are floating out of their bodies, and Alexis asks Marie why she died. Marie said that the thought of sticking a turnip up your ass was just too funny. Marie then asked Alexis why she laughed, Alexis said: "I saw Taylor coming around the corner with a pineapple!
Pineapple, Pickle, & Penis
A pineapple, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.
The pineapple said my life sucks, when I get big and fat they slice and put me in a can.
The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar.
The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!
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