Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: Why did the pie go to a dentist?
A: Because he needed a filling!
Q: What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
A: Have you ever tried worm pie?
Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
A: Puff pastry
Q: What did the cherry say to the cherry pie?
A: "You've got some crust."
Q: Why did the pie cross the road?
A: She was meat an potato.
Q: Whats the difference between a hooker and apple pie?
A: Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it!
Q: Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie?
A: Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!
Q: What do you call a fantasy adventure movie about baked goods and a bengal tiger?
A: Life of Pie.
Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert?
A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !
Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 Apple Pies and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4."
On His Head
A man walks into a bar with an apple pie on his head. The barman asks, "Why are you wearing an apple pie on your head?"
The man replies, "It's a family tradition. We always wear apple pies on our heads on Tuesday."
The barman remarks, "But it's Wednesday."
Sheepishly, the man says, "Man, I must look like a real fool."
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.
Q: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
Q: What is 1.57?
A: Half a pie
Q: What was Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert?
A: Apple pi
Q: What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?
Q: What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Cow pi.
Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Moon pi.
Q:What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Eskimo pi.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a la mode.
Mathematician: Pi R squared
Baker: No! Pie are round, cakes are square!
Several experts were all posed the following question: "What is pi ?"
The engineer said: "It is approximately 3 and 1/7"
The physicist said: "It is 3.14159"
The mathematician thought a bit, and replied "It is equal to pi".
A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"