Pancake Jokes

Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He just flipped.

What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake?
I don't like your flip side.

What do the New York Yankees and pancakes have in common?
They both need a good batter!

How do you make a pancake smile?
Butter him up.

What's the best pancake topping?
More pancakes.

How do elves eat their pancakes?
In short stacks.

When the little boy was making pancakes why did the batter run away?
Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!

My mom always makes the pancakes too thin.....I shouldn't have to put up with this crepe.

Yo mama so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.

My girlfriend told me to get some pancake stuff when I was out shopping.
She wasn't too happy when I came home with a push-up bra.

Did you know today is Pancake day, apparently it just creped up on us..

Thin French pancakes give me the crepes.

Young Son
A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father."

A Mormon mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Owen, 5, and Bill, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Owen turned to his younger brother and said, "Bill, you be Jesus.

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