Organic Food Jokes
Have you read the Dr. Seuss book about organic food?
It's called "All Natural Eggs & Gluten-Free Ham"
What water yields the most beautiful organic vegetables?
Perspiration!
Where did the organic carrots go to have a few drinks?
The Non-GMO Salad Bar!
How many grams of protein are in an organic apple pie?
3.14159265
Why are organic bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you call a comedy club that sells organic food?
Trader Jokes.
Why did Snow white eat the apple?
Because the old lady said it was organic.
I was going to buy the new iPhone, but then I decided to go grocery shopping at Whole Foods.
What do Vegans fear the most? Nutritionists with facts.
Organic Vegetables
A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night's dinner on his way home.
The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were.
The produce guy didn't know what he was talking about, so the husband said: "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?"
To which the produce guy replied, "No, sir, you will have to do that yourself."
Biologist's Garden
Once there was a beautiful biologist who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her genetically enhanced tomatoes to ripen.
Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red organic tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret. "It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."
Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.
Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check her progress. "So," he asked, "any luck with your tomatoes?"
"No," she replied excitedly... "but you should see the size of my cucumbers!"