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Q: What water yields award winning Okra?
A: Perspiration!
Q: What was green and a great trick shooter?
A: Annie Okra!
Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant okra?
A: Garden hose!
Q: Where did the okra go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: What is the difference between okra and snot?
A: Children will eat their snot!
Q: What's green and slimy and has its own talk show?
A: Okra Winfrey!
Two okras
One day two okras, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.
The uninjured okra called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured okra was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.
After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured okra, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."
"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".
Okra, Pickle, & Penis
A okra, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.
The okra said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me.
The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar.
The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!
Doctors Office
A guy walks into the doctor's office.
A banana stuck in one of his ears, a okra in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
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