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Miscellaneous Short Food Jokes

Q: What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?
A: You suffer from pickled hearing!

Q: Why didn't the obese man know he was overweight?
A: Because it kinda just snacked up on him!

Q: Why are all obese Americans actually in shape?
A: Because the shape is a triangle!

Q: What happened to the snack bar that was too close to the Atom Smasher?
A: They created "Fission chips"

Q: What are the 4 major food groups?
A: Pizza, Coffee, Chocolate and Sex.

Q: What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can’t?
A: Cum in five different flavours.

Q: How do you know that Buffalo meat is becoming popular?
A: When you find Buffaloney lunch meat at your supermarket!

Q: Why do they call it Fast Food?
A: Because if you dont eat it really fast, you might actually taste it.

Q: What happens when you use pickles for a ping pong game?
A: You get a volley of the Dills.

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