Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.

What happened to the lost beef shipment?
Nobody's herd.

How do you make Pig Jerky?
Give them some coffee.

What does beef jerky wear in Hawaii?

Where should you take beef jerky?
To the moo-vies.

What do you call a dance party only for cows?
The Beef Jerky.

Did you know they make venison jerky?

My decision to buy vegan jerky was a missed steak.

Beef jerky is like a meat raisin.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gun powder. Then he uses that gun powder to make a bullet, whtch he uses to kill a cow to make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the circle of life.

National Jerky Day is celebrated annually on June 12th.

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