Jerky Jokes
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What happened to the lost beef shipment?
Nobody's herd.
How do you make Pig Jerky?
Give them some coffee.
What does beef jerky wear in Hawaii?
Moo-moos.
Where should you take beef jerky?
To the moo-vies.
What do you call a dance party only for cows?
The Beef Jerky.
Did you know they make venison jerky?
FO REAL DOE.
My decision to buy vegan jerky was a missed steak.
Beef jerky is like a meat raisin.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gun powder. Then he uses that gun powder to make a bullet, whtch he uses to kill a cow to make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the circle of life.
National Jerky Day is celebrated annually on June 12th.
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