Cereal Jokes
Why do the Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereal straight from the box?
They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
What is a cheerleader's favourite cereal?
Cheerios
Why does a Northwestern Wildcats fan pour his cereal on a plate?
He lost his bowls.
What do you call a person who opens 3 different boxes of cereal at once?
A cereal adulterer.
How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
With a bowl of "Surreal"
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
How did Reese eat her cereal?
Witherspoon.
How many vampires are in this room?
I dont know, I cant Count Choculas.
Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose!
Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.
Did you hear about Tony The Tiger's murder?
Police suspect a cereal killer.
Why doesn't Jay-Z eat Raisin Bran?
Cause He's got 99 problems but fiber ain't one.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a person that chops up cereal.
A cereal killer.
Why can't Minnesota Viking players eat cereal for breakfast?
Whenever they get too close to a "bowl" they choke!
What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
What cereal brand signed Snoop Dogg to an endorsement deal?
Weedies!
What do stoners eat when they get the munchies?
"Snack on crack and pot...Rice Krispies!"
What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
Boonanas and Booberries!
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"OMG! Donut seeds!"
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer?
Frosted flakes.
What do bees eat for breakfast?
Honeycomb.
What STD can you get from sharing a bowl of cereal?
Grape Nuts.
What does Nicki Minaj eat for breakfast?
Frosted On fleeks.
What do you call gay cheerios?
Froot Loops.
What are crisp, like milk and go "snap, crackle, squeak" when you eat them?
Mice Krispies!
What does a pirate eat for breakfast?
Captain Crunch.
What cereal is worth its weight in gold?
Golden Grahams.
What is the difference between Cheerios and the Oregon Ducks?
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
How do you know your fat?
When your cereal bowl comes with a life guard.
Did you hear about the cereal Bill Belicheat and "Shady" Brady eat before games?
Cheaties!....The Breakfast of Champions.
When Chuck Norris pours milk on his Rice Krispies... They keep quiet.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you're looking magically delicious!
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal adulterer.
Blonde
One day, a blonde was watching the news and the news anchor said that a serial killer was on the loose.
So, she rushed into her kitchen, grabbed all her cereal and brought it down to the basement and said "Don't worry, no one can kill you down here!"