Have you seen the TV show about a fruity prison?
It's called Orange is the New Blackberry.
What do you call blackberries playing the guitar?
A jam session.
What did one blackberry say to the other blackberry?
If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Why were the little blackberries upset?
Because their parents were in a jam!
Patient: Doctor, there is a berry growing out of my head.
Doctor: Oh, that's easy. Just put some cream on it!
What do you call a blackberry that uses foul language?
How many grams of protein are in a blackberry pi?
Women are like iphones, you have to touch them all over for them to respond.
Men are like blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any blackberries? "
The stockboy replies "Sorry ma'am, we are out of blackberries, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the blackberries are.
The stockboy confused about her mental state simply tells her "Sorry ma'am, we are out of blackberries, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more then goes back to the same stockboy and asks "Where the hell do you keep the blackberries, I need some blackberries right now!"
The stockboy, getting frustated with his inability to explain the situation, tells the lady "Answers a couple of questions and I will get you your blackberries from the back."
The lady agrees and the man starts the questions.
"Spell cat for me, as in catastrophe " she says Ok, "C A T". "Very good!" the stockboy says, "now spell dog, as in dogmatic. "
The lady getting frustrated spells it correct. Now the employee finally asks "now spell, Fuc, as in blueberries. "
She replies "There is no Fuc in blackberries?"
To which the stockboy replies "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE TIME!"
Three girls named Marie, Alexis and Taylor were driving through the country, when all of a sudden their car stalls. Marie remembers seeing a farm a little ways back, so her and Alexis walk to the farm, leaving Taylor guarding the car.
When Marie and Alexis get to the farm, they tell the farmer what happened. The farmer raises a gun to their head and tells them to get a fruit, vegetable, whatever, just get something from the garden. Marie grabs a turnip, and Alexis grabs a single blackberry. Just as they come back into the farmer's house, Taylor walks in. He tells Taylor to do the same as they just did, and Taylor heads off towards the garden. While she's out in the garden, the farmer tells Marie and Alexis to shove whatever they have up their ass, and who ever laughs, dies. Marie laughs first, so the farmer shoots her. Then Alexis laughs and she gets killed too.
So they are floating out of their bodies, and Alexis asks Marie why she died. Marie said that the thought of sticking a turnip up your ass was just too funny. Marie then asked Alexis why she laughed, Alexis said: "I saw Taylor coming around the corner with a pineapple!