Barbecue Jokes

Did I invite you to the Barbeque?
Then why are you all up in my grill?

What do you get when you drop 16 candles on your favorite actor?
John Bar-B-Cusack.

What do zombies like to eat at barbeques?

What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
Short ribs!

Why did he skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get another rib.

What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A barbercue.

Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
The beans keep falling through the grill.

Why did the skeleton go to a BBQ?
For the spare ribs.

How do you know your at a Chinese Barbeque?
The hot dogs are real.

What is the funniest barbeque movie of all time?
Monty Python and the Holy Grill.

Why did the blonde throw her favorite doll on the grill?
She thought it was a Barbie-Q.

You might be a redneck if you've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

Yo momma is so fat, she sweats barbeque sauce.

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says,
"Your butt is getting really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"
The wife chose to ignore the husband.

Later that night in bed Glenn was feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie

BBQ Pick Up Lines
Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill.

Hey baby, can I fry my bacon in your hot sizzling grill?

Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.

Hey baby can I crack my eggs in your hot sizzling grill?

Are you coming to the Barbeque cause you'll love my meat in your mouth.

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