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Q: Why didn't the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree?
A: Because he walked into a Ham Bush!
Q: Whats green and smells like bacon?
A: Kermit the Frog's finger!
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.
Q: Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?
A: Kevin Bacon
Q: If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get?
A2: Heart Disease
A3: Hardening of the Arteries
Q: Whats the name of the movie about Bacon?
Why do pigs go to New York City?
To see the Big Apple.
How do they get up there?
In pigup trucks.
What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon?
Girl, you're bacon my heart melt.
What are they warned to watch out for?
Patient: "Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!"
I never got a birds and the bees speech as a child. The closest thing I ever got -- one time, my dad was cooking breakfast; he's like, 'Sex is a lot like this egg. First thing you gotta do is heat up the bed real nice, get it nice and warm, get it ready for her. Then, you gotta take her, crack her over the head and lay her out flat, alright? Come on now -- wait 'til she starts sizzlin' really good, then you can flip her on over -- there ya go. Don't get too excited or you get yellow stuff all over the bacon.'
Couple Night Out
A French couple, an Italian couple, and a Polish couple go out to dinner.
Thhe French husband says to his wife "pass the honey, honey."
The Italian man says to his wife "Pass the sugar, sweety."
The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife "pass the bacon you fat fucking pig".
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
Bacon Pick Up Lines
"Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?"
"Hey baby, can I fry my bacon in your hot sizzling grill?"
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