Visa Jokes
Visa Short Jokes
Why didn't the man report his stolen Visa credit card?
The thief was spending less then his wife.
What is the new gas station payment policy?
We will TAKE your Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Deptartment Store cards.
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Take away his credit card!
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
Go on a shopping brie.
Why shouldn't you expect an archaeologist to pay his credit card bills?
They consider a million years ago to be recent.
"Nintendo has just launched a new Pokemon game on mobile phones. You go around town and depending on your geographic location and landscape you get certain pokemon. Apparently, after you've maxed out your credit cards, you will catch them all."
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Money isn't everything: there are also credit cards, interest, and balloon payments.
Nowadays it's not about who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
Money isn't everything; but it does come in handy when you forget your visa card.
VISA LA FRANCE: Don't leave your chateau without it