Saab Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a Saab and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So Saab owners have a safe place to walk home.

Q: What's the difference between a Saab and a Porcupine?
A: When it comes to a Saab, the prick is on the inside.

Q: What do you call a vehicle that's cries alot?
A: a Saab

Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Saabs?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.

Q: How do you make a Saab go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What is the difference between a Saab and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

Q: Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
A: Because it gives Saab owners something to do while they walk home.

Q: Why are the latest Saabs so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.

Q: What is the aim of a Saab project car?
A: An attempt to keep their car running.

Q: What is the difference between a Saab and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.

Q: Why are Saab dealers giving away a dog with each Saab sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.

Q: How do you double the value of a Saab Icon?
A: Full the tank with petrol.

Q: What did the Toyota say to the Saab?
A: Would you like a tow home?

Q: Why did the cat sleep under the Saab?
A: Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Q: What do you call a Saab at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.

Q: What do you call two Saabs at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call a Saab with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow

Q: What is the Saab owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

Q: What do you call a Saab with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.

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What should you do if you find three Saab owners buried up to their neck in cement?
Get more cement.

What's the difference between a Saab owner and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
The other 9 percent own a Saab.

Saab Acronyms

Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Ass Always Breaking-Down
Send Another Automobile Back
Something Almost Always Broken
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed American Buyers

Saab Mottos

"That's not a leak. My Saab's just marking it's territory."
"You might own a Saab if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport."
"I could never keep a Saab under me, I was always under the Saab."
"Friends don't let friends drive Saabs."

Strongest Man
A guy walks into a biker bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest man in here?"
A tough looking guy goes over to him and says "I am the strongest around here!"
The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my Saab to the gas station?"

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