PS4 Short Jokes
Q: Why do they call it the PS4?
A: Because there are only 4 games worth playing!
Q: What is the difference between a PS4 and a whore?
A: Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
Q: What does a PS4 and a penis have in common?
A: Young boys can play with them all day long!
Q: What does a PS4 and Anna Nicole Smith have in common?
A: I aint saying she's a golddigger but she aint playing with no broke ni**a
Q: What did one PS3 say to the other?
A: Nothing. PS3s don't talk, asswipe.
Q: Is your PS4 running? Yes?
A: Well you better go catch it!.
Q: What is Al Qaida now learning after Osama Bin Laden's death?
A: Don't put your contact info on the Playstation Network!
Q: What does a guy with erectile dysfunction and the Playstation Network have in common?
A: They both have trouble getting things back up!
Q: Why did Sony hire Justin Timberlake to fix the Playstation Network?
A: Because they were hoping he could bring more than sexy back!
PS3 Bar Jokes
A man walks into a pub with a Wii under his arm and goes up to a PS3 and says,
"This is the waste of money I've been playing with behind your back"
PS3: "But the Wii's a 1/4 of my price"
Man: "I'm not talking to you"
If you want to play with your friends at home then get the Wii.
If you want to play with your friends around the world then get the XBOX 360 with Live.
If you want to play by yourself then get the PS3.
Wii: a Cute Highschool Chick - she's cute, and bubbly but immature and even though you get hot and bothered you end up falling asleep with a sore wrist!
X360: A Cheap Whore - she's aint the prettiest thing but she'll let you get nasty and play with her goodies without waiting 3 dates.
PS3: The Golddigger: I aint saying she's a golddigger but she aint playing with no broke.... anyway. She's all talk and will clean out your wallet before you get to make the beast with two backs.
A kid walks into Game complaining about a red ring caused by playing the Sony PS3;
the sales assistant said "Don't you mean the Xbox 360 son?"
"No I mean the PS3" the boy said and went on "There's a dirty old man on my estate who enticed me in his house to play on his PS3, now my arse is killing me."
A Wii and a X360 walk into a new Restaurant owned by PS3.
Wii: "I will have an ice cream sundae please."
X360: "and I'll have a steak, bloody as hell, with a beer."
PS3: NO! You both want a Blue-Cheese sandwich! You can have a beer But you can only drink it out of an official PS3 mug. Which is an additional $99. The beer will be non-alcoholic unless you drink it with a PS3 straw from the Ps3 mug. The PS3 straw is not currently available. You are now a happy customer. Consider yourself fortunate to have your money accepted at PS3 Restaurant.
Get out until you have more money.