Peugeot Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a Peugeot and the headmaster's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the headmaster's office.
Q: What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
A: Max speed - 60 km/h - Peugeot do best you can.
Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So Peugeot owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Peugeot 208?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.
Q: How do you make a Peugeot go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
A: Because it gives Peugeot owners have something to do while they walk home.
Q: What is the difference between a Peugeot and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.
Q: Why are the latest Peugeots so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.
Q: What is the aim of a Peugeot project car?
A: An attempt to keep their car running.
Q: What is the difference between a Peugeot and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
Q: Why are Peugeot dealers giving away a dog with each Peugeot sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.
Q: How do you double the value of a Peugeot 208?
A: Full the tank with petrol.
Q: What did the Ford say to the Peugeot on the side of the road?
A: Rust-in-peace.
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the Peugeot?
A: Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Q: What did the Toyota say to the Peugeot?
A: Would you like a tow home?
Q: What's the difference between a golfball and a Peugeot?
A: A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
Q: What do you call a Peugeot at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.
Q: What do you call two Peugeots at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What's the difference between a Peugeot and a Jehovah's witness?
A: You can close the door on a Jehovah's witness!
Q: What do you call a Peugeot with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
Q: What is the Peugeot owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Peugeot with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
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Why is Peugeot thinking about adding a heated bumper?
To keep your hands warm while your pushing them.
Why did the Peugeot cross the road?
To pick up the bits it lost yesterday.
What should you do if you find three Peugeot owners buried up to their neck in cement?
Get more cement.
What's the difference between a Peugeot owner and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
The other 9 percent own a Peugeot.
Today 99% of Peugeot's are on the road the other 1% made it to the car shop.
Peugeot Mottos
"Speed kills. Drive a Peugeot and live forever!"
"That's not a leak. My Peugeot's just marking it's territory."
"You might own a Peugeot if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport."
"I could never keep a Peugeot under me, I was always under the Peugeot."
"Friends don't let friends drive Peugeots."
Strongest Man
A guy walks into a biker bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest man in here?"
A tough looking guy goes over to him and says "I am the strongest around here!"
The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my Peugeot to the gas station?"