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Short Pepsi Jokes
Q: Why did the Pepsi Truck Driver get fired?
A: His test results came back and he tested positive for "Coke"!
Q: What happened when Jessica Simpson took the Pepsi Challenge?
A: She chose JIF!
Q: What's the new Pepsi ad slogan?
A: "Cause sometimes they don't have Coke"!
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes?
A: It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.
Pepsi Bar Jokes
The Plane
A woman called and said "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes."
I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said "Yeah, whatever"
Three Little Pigs
A pig went into McDonalds, got a Pepsi, went to the restroom and left.
A second pig went into McDonalds, got two Pepsis, went to the bathroom and left.
A third pig went into McDonalds, got three Pepsis, and was about to leave, when the man at the counter asked, “Why didn't you go to the restroom like the other pigs?”
The pig replied, “Because I'm the pig that goes ‘Wee Wee Wee’ all the way home!”
Soda Pop Blonde
A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Pepsi can.
Curious, he asks her what she's doing.
"Don't you know! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."
The Blonde wants a Pepsi
A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'LL HAVE A PEPSI PLEASE."
The librarian says, "This is a Library."
The blonde says, "Yes I know. I'LL HAVE A PEPSI PLEASE."
And the librarian says, one more time, "This is a library Miss."
The blonde goes "Oh," and whispers, "I'll have a pepsi please!"
Blonde at a Pop Machine
A blonde walks up to a Pepsi machine and puts in a coin.
Out pops a Pepsi. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts: "Can't you see I'm winning?"
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