Myspace Short Jokes
Q: If Facebook is a loft in the city and Myspace is a house in the suburbs, what is Twitter?
A: A trailer park!
Q: What was Tiger Woods first twitter from inside sex addiction rehab?
A: I Twittered my Google and came on MyFace!
Q: What did Sarah Palin do after saying on her Myspace page "It is arrogant to believe people can impact nature"?
A: Go hunting for moose in her helicopter!
Q: What happened after three Duke football players were kicked off the team for gun possession?
A: Gilbert Arenas started friended them on Myspace!
Q: What happened when Dick Cheney tried to reach a younger demographic?
A: He shot Facebook in the face, while hunting for Myspace.
Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo
Til' I Google all over your Facebook.
Q: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called?
A: They will call it "My Twit Face."
Q: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend?
A: So ugly that Myspace banned her/his profile pic and now she can only use Twitter!
Q: What happened after hackers shut down Twitter for a day?
A: Twitterers were relegated to communicating the old fashioned way, through Myspace!
Q: Why shouldn't you pay for a Classmates.com membership?
A: Because Myspace and Facebook are free!
Q: Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines?
A: Skynet refused John's Myspace friend request
Q: If Craig from Craigslist got into a fight with Tom from MySpace, who would win?
A: Tom, has more friends, but Craigs friends are weirder
You Know you're addicted to Myspace If
You know the names of all of your top friends better than those in your family.
Your vacations are planned around where you can connect to MySpace.
People don't invite you out without myspacing you about it first.
You know your user id number better than you do your phone number.
Before you accept a job you have to find out about their Myspace policies!
You only associate with people in real life, if they have a MySpace account.
You have your real name legally changed to your Myspace identity.
You get wedding presents from Myspace friends you have never met in real life.
You prefer going on Myspace instead of real life conversations with actual people!
More people know you by your Myspace profile picture than by what you actually look like.
You tell more (....force) people to join Myspace.
You have several Myspace friends that you've never actually met in person
Roughing it means going some place that you will spend more than 24 hours without access to MySpace.
You are always accidentally trying your Myspace password to log onto things.
You had to replace your monitor because the screen had the MySpace logo burned into it.
You visit sites that list reasons about being addicted to Myspace.
Your long distance boyfriend broke up with you by posting a comment on your Myspace page.
You're one of the few people who actually use Myspace chat
Your coffee cup has a MySpace logo on it.
Your relationship status is only official if its been updated on Myspace
You've already checked your Myspace account three times before finishing this list!
You are reading, and laughing at jokes about MySpace, while on MySpace. Funny Myspace Comments:
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bi**h slap the f**ker!!
I think you and all women are magic creatures: you get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat ROCK HARD!
I am so ecstatic but why is nothing sticking to me?
I am making it my job to put the "fun" back into your dads "funeral."
You put the pro in procrastinate
U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY
My friendship with you is like peeing on myself: everyone can see it, but only I get the warm feeling that it brings.