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Iphone Short Jokes
Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits?
A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them!
Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?
A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP
Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
Q: How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
Q: What do the latest Iphone applications do?
A: Whiten teeth and perform lasik eye surgery!
Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphones overheating?
A: Downloading images of Katy Perry!
Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i's out!
Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
A: Your iphone will keep crashing!
Q: Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?
A: Because they don't want to give away their IP address!
Q: According to a study by OKCupid, why do iPhone users still have more sex than other smartphone users?
A: Because no one has developed an app for Sex yet!
Q: Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 4 buyers?
A: It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping a call!
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
(Saturday Night Live)
Steve Jobs‘ funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin.
(Twitter)
iPhone Bar Jokes
Iphone vs Android
Three Iphone engineers and three Android engineers are about to board a train to a computer conference. The Android engineers notice that the Iphone engineers bought only one ticket between them. The Android engineers ask the Iphone engineers how they plan on getting to the conference. "Watch and learn," one of the Iphone engineers tells them.
As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Iphone engineers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says "ticket please!" The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the conductor. The Android engineers are impressed, and decide that's what they will do on the trip back.
Then on the return trip, the Android engineers notice that the Iphone engineers haven't bought any tickets. "How do you plan on getting home without any tickets?" they ask. "Watch and learn," one of the Iphone engineers tells them.
As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Android engineers hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the Iphone engineers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please!"
Walks Into a Bar
A man walks in a bar with his iphone...
He suddenly realises he needs to fart.
He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear'
So he farts...
When he looks around, everyone's staring at him
Then he realises...
He was listening to his iphone with headphones.
Iphone download speeds
Michael: Iphone download speeds on AT&T are ridicously slow!
Jon: Tell me about it, this morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.
Jon: By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
Iphone Pick Up Lines
Did you know my iphone is also a remote control? Lets go somewhere remote and you can have control.
I AM happy to see you but thats just an iphone in my pocket.
Is your dad a thief? Because if he is, Ill keep my new iphone hidden when you introduce him to me next Saturday.
I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.
How much does your iphone weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 4s, I would tap you all day!
Excuse me, did you just call me on my iphone? Then I guess it wasnt my phone that was vibrating in my pocket.
Im no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. Plus I have an iphone!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put u and iphone together.
Hey baby. iphone you tomorrow?
Hi. My friend over there bet you wouldnt let me google you on our first date. So what do you say? Ill buy you a drink. You can even google me back. My iphone battery is big and strong and fully charged up, so we could google all night.
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