Intel Jokes

Short Intel Jokes

Q: What is Intel's follow-on to the Pentium?
A: Repentium!

Q: Why did the government ask Intel to place the "Intel Inside" sticker on Pentiums?
A: It's the warning label.

Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?
A: "Life is like a box of chocolates."

Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?
A: A mad scientist!

Q: What's the difference between an Intel Pentium chip and a virus?
A: A virus does something.

Q: What do computers eat when they get hungry?
A: Pentium Chips!

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill being developed as a replacement for RU-486???
A: Its called RU-Pentium. It causes the embryo to not divide correctly.

Q: How do you know you have Intel PC
A: It only has 4 modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot!

Intel mottos:

"United We Stand, Divided We Fall"

It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug

It's Close Enough, We Say So

You Don't Need to Know What's Inside

Division Considered Harmful

We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws

Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point?

"I asked for a refund on my Pentium, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

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