Q: What's the difference between a Hyundai and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
A: Max speed - 60 km/h - Hyundais do best you can.
Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So Hyundai owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Hyundais?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.
Q: How do you make a Hyundai go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What is the difference between a Hyundai and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.
Q: Why are the latest Hyundais so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.
Q: What is the aim of a Hyundai project car?
A: An attempt to keep their car running.
Q: What is the difference between a Hyundai and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
Q: Why are Hyundai dealers giving away a dog with each Hyundai sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.
Q: How do you double the value of a Hyundai Sonata?
A: Full the tank with petrol.
Q: What did the Ford say to the Hyundai on the side of the road?
Q: What did the Toyota say to the Hyundai?
A: Would you like a tow home?
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the Hyundai?
A: Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Q: What's the difference between a golfball and a Hyundai?
A: A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
Q: What do you call a Hyundai at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.
Q: What's the difference between a Hyundai and a Jehovah's witness?
A: You can close the door on a Jehovah's witness!
Q: What do you call two Hyundais at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call a Hyundai with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
Why did the Hyundai cross the road?
To pick up the bits it lost yesterday.
Q: What is the Hyundai owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Hyundai with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
Want to hear a car joke?
What should you do if you find three Hyundai owners buried up to their neck in cement?
Get more cement.
What's the difference between a Hyundai owner and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
The other 9 percent own a Hyundai.
Today 99% of Hyundai's are on the road the other 1% made it to the car shop.
"Speed kills. Drive a Hyundai and live forever!"
"That's not a leak. My Hyundai's just marking it's territory."
"You might own a Hyundai if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport."
"I could never keep a Hyundai under me, I was always under the Hyundai."
"Friends don't let friends drive Hyundais."
A guy walks into a biker bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest man in here?"
A tough looking guy goes over to him and says "I am the strongest around here!"
The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my Hyundai to the gas station?"