Fiat Jokes

Short Fiat Jokes

Q: How many Fiat car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?
A: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment!

Q: What is the difference between a Fiat 500 and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Q: What should you do if you find three Fiat owners buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What do Fiat owners and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What is the smallest part of an Fiat?
A: The owners brain.

Q: What's the difference between a golfball and an Fiat?
A: A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.

Q: What did the BMW say to the Fiat on the side of the road?
A: Rust-in-peace.

Q: Why did the cat sleep under the Fiat?
A: Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Q: What is the Fiat owner's most ardent wish?
A: A bigger penis.

Why did the Fiat cross the road?
To pick up the bits it lost yesterday.

Want to hear a car joke?
Fiat 500.

What's the difference between a Fiat owner and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
The other 9 percent own a Fiat.

Audi One Liners

So you're in high school and you drive an Fiat 500x? You must know all about hard work then.

I would give both my testies for an Fiat 500x.

You wanna man that drives a Fiat, but your dad drives a Toyota. Why you can't be humble like your mom?

I just saw a Fiat driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?

A girl who swallows is like owning a Fiat 500x, You don't need it, but it's nice to have.

Fiat Bar Jokes

Car Shopping

A lady walks into a Fiat dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Fiat 500x and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

Materialistic Lawyer

A lawyer opened the door of his Audi, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious Fiat.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Fiattttttt!!!", he whiningly said.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid Fiat, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my god....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?

Fiat Acronyms

Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino
Failure in Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Face-It Its A Taxi
Freaking Insane Automotive Tumble

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