Coke Jokes

Short Coke Jokes

Q: What happened when Jessica Simpson took the Coke taste test?
A: She chose JIF!

Q: What's the new Coke ad slogan?
A: "Cause sometimes they don't have Pepsi"!

Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Coke?
A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Q: Did you hear about Coke's new soda just for blondes?
A: It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.

Q: Why did the worker at the Pepsi bottling factory get fired?
A: He tested positive for Coke!

Q: Why was the fly dancing on the top of the Coke bottle?
A: Because it said "Twist to open."

Q: A man walked into a bar and drank ten cokes, then you know what happened?
A: He burped 7up

I have a job crushing Coca-Cola cans. It's soda pressing.

I thought I was drowning in coca-cola, but it was only a fanta sea.

Coke Bar Jokes

Three Little Pigs
A pig went into McDonalds, got a Coke, went to the restroom and left.
A second pig went into McDonalds, got two Coke's, went to the bathroom and left.
A third pig went into McDonalds, got three Coke's, and was about to leave, when the man at the counter asked, "Why didn't you go to the restroom like the other pigs?"
The pig replied, "Because I'm the pig that goes ‘Wee Wee Wee' all the way home!"

Soda Pop Blonde
A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can.
Curious, he asks her what she's doing.
"Don't you know! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."

The Blonde wants a Coke
A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'LL HAVE A COKE PLEASE."
The librarian says, "This is a Library."
The blonde says, "Yes I know. I'LL HAVE A COKE PLEASE."
And the librarian says, one more time, "This is a library Miss."
The blonde goes "Oh," and whispers, "I'll have a coke please!"

Blonde at a Pop Machine
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.
Out pops a Pepsi. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts: "Can't you see I'm winning?"

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