A man with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for
"What happened" asked the doctor.
"Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the football game
on TV," began the man. "She put the hot iron near the telephone
and when the phone rang, I answered the iron."
The doctor nodded, "But what happened to the other ear?"
"Well, no sooner had I hung up," said the man, "when the same guy