This old man in his eighties
got up and was putting on his coat. His
wife
said,"Where are you going?" He said, "I'm going to the
doctor." And
she
said, "Why, are
you sick?" "No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of
those
new Viagra pills." So his
wife got up out of her rocker and was putting
on
her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?" She said,
"I'm going to
the
doctor, too."
He said, "Why?" She said, "If you're going to start
using
that rusty old thing again
I'm
going to get a tetanus shot!"