This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His
said,"Where are you going?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And
said, "Why, are you sick?" "No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of
new Viagra pills." So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting
her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?" She said, "I'm going to
doctor, too." He said, "Why?" She said, "If you're going to start
that rusty old thing again I'm
going to get a tetanus shot!"