UROLOGIST Joke
Jack went
to a urologist and told the doctor that he was having a problem.
"Well doctor, I am having trouble
gaining and keeping an erection, but I
never had any
trouble before I got very sick a while ago."
After a complete exam the doctor determined that the
muscles around the
base of his manhood were damaged from
a prior viral infection and there was
little or nothing
he could do for him.
However,
he knew of an experimental treatment that might be applicable, if
Jack were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted
of implanting
muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk to
replace the damaged tissue.
Jack thought about it for a while. He was a young man, and
the thought of
going through life without ever
experiencing sex again was just too much
for him to
bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or
adverse effect on the elephant, Jack decided to go for
it.
A few weeks after the
operation, Jack was given the green light to use his
newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a
romantic evening with
his young wife and took her to one
of the nicest restaurants in the city.
However, in the
middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that
continued to the point of being extremely painful. To
release the pressure,
Jack unzipped his fly and
immediately his equipment sprung from his pants,
rose to
the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants.
His wife was stunned at first, but
then with a sly smile on her face said,
"Jack, that was
incredible. Can you do that again?"
Jack, with his eyes watering, replied, "I think I can, but
I'm not sure I
can fit another roll up my ass."