Top Ten Things You Need To Know To Be A Nurse Joke
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10. If it's wet make it dry.
8. Always ask for on-call pay
before agreeing to overtime.
7. Never tell management
what you are really thinking.
6. Never finish report
with, "You have an easy assignment".
5. Never say. "This
looks like a easy assignment".
4. Don't expect nurses
aids to do their job.
3. Don't expect doctors to believe
any thing you tell them.
2. If you don't have enough
time to do everything, take about 30
minutes to complain
about it.
1. If it moves, rattles, shakes, falls down,
or won't stay in place:
tape
it.